Male species = brainless
Wow, I've already offended one person with my blog and it's only been a week! Any guesses to who that person is? Oh come on you guys know who it always is! Yeah that's right my icky V is upset.
Hey that looks interesting, get it icky V, that's v[x] with the "V" moved back. Sort of like 'liya without the "AAs" ? or like liya vadia without the AA Coo. Sort of like Achoo! hey I like that! It would be a good code name "icky V" that is, I bet only females would be able to break that code and know that it's really V we're talking about because as we all know boys don't really have a brain, and men just have a tiny little one.
But back to the controversy I've created. So you're probably wondering what could V possibly be mad about now? I mean I've barely touched on anything of relevant to anything right? "Sigh" my icky V is upset because of the "7 ways to win my heart" from the last posting of the assignment I would give my future students. He thinks it's an invitation for other guys to try to "win my heart" I guess. How sad is that? Little does he know (because of that lack of brain I just mentioned), that he has already won my heart and that he follows those 7 steps better than anyone ever could. So basically we had a fight over it last night and we both went to bed angry and hurt. He was angry and I was hurt (hurt by the powerful force of his stupidity). Anyways, maybe being hurt is best since it will give me the emotion boost needed to compose some poems, which is what I have to do for that 20 page poetry book I have to write. Well I think this is what you call chanelling your energy into more positive areas like getting your work done. So thanks V... I think..
p.s The only step he could possibly improve is to give me more gum (cinnamon please) ... but then that might be going against my bet -- more on that later!
Hey that looks interesting, get it icky V, that's v[x] with the "V" moved back. Sort of like 'liya without the "AAs" ? or like liya vadia without the AA Coo. Sort of like Achoo! hey I like that! It would be a good code name "icky V" that is, I bet only females would be able to break that code and know that it's really V we're talking about because as we all know boys don't really have a brain, and men just have a tiny little one.
But back to the controversy I've created. So you're probably wondering what could V possibly be mad about now? I mean I've barely touched on anything of relevant to anything right? "Sigh" my icky V is upset because of the "7 ways to win my heart" from the last posting of the assignment I would give my future students. He thinks it's an invitation for other guys to try to "win my heart" I guess. How sad is that? Little does he know (because of that lack of brain I just mentioned), that he has already won my heart and that he follows those 7 steps better than anyone ever could. So basically we had a fight over it last night and we both went to bed angry and hurt. He was angry and I was hurt (hurt by the powerful force of his stupidity). Anyways, maybe being hurt is best since it will give me the emotion boost needed to compose some poems, which is what I have to do for that 20 page poetry book I have to write. Well I think this is what you call chanelling your energy into more positive areas like getting your work done. So thanks V... I think..
p.s The only step he could possibly improve is to give me more gum (cinnamon please) ... but then that might be going against my bet -- more on that later!
2 Comments:
At 12:51 p.m.,
sara said…
Vick is weird :S I need to borrow your spray for my project, does it work on tracing paper?
- Sara
At 1:28 p.m.,
Anonymous said…
Well I had to buy tracing paper for something too so I'll try it and let you know but it should work because my ta told me to do it on tracing paper. If it doesn't work it's her fault!
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