Stinky Times

We are living in stinky times. Truth is I have a very sensitive nose. But that also comes with my pickiness. I hate overpowering smells and I hate no scent at all and yesterday I had a positively icky experience. Two students (who shall remain nameless because I believe in anonymity to protect their identities and also because I have no clue what their names were)were stinking up the class yesterday. It was that bad that it made me review my intentions of becoming a teacher...This is NOT a joke.

I don't care if you're new to the country or have lived here all your life, please spread the following to family and friends, co-workers or random high school students you might know. I for one would be greatly indebted to you!

There's 2 main things to remember when it comes to avoiding a stink:

1)soap -- it's cheap, it comes it different brands, colours, scents and can even cost up to $10.00 if you want the expensive variety shop at my daddys store -- but one thing - USE IT

2) water-- it's there to wash yourself with. Bath, Shower, drink, please, just use it. Make sure it covers every inch of your body at least once a day.

Other:
- shampoo/conditioner (to clean your hair)
- deodorant (please use organic types or you might get cancer)
- perfume/cologne (but don't go overboard)

The bottom line: BE CLEAN (or I won't want to teach you).