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Some random and not so random thoughts on the final reading week I will ever experience of my university life before I graduate.

I never want to put anything in or take anything out of my body again. For this reason I've decided I'm going to adopt when I'm married rather than pop them out myself. I've even picked out where I want the babies from. I know all babies (well mostly all) are cute BUT in my personal opinion I think Chinese/Japanese babies are cutest of all so my new dream is to adopt 3 from China/Japan. And 1 baby from Palestine, because just because.

Adorable picture of June's baby girl:

On the topic of babies, my mom has been giving me baby food because half my mouth still isn't functioning. She's been disguising the peas and gross stuff by combining it in my soups. I used to be a soup lover now I feel like a soup hater. I find that when you live off watery soup and applesauce for a week you really begin to dream of food..crunchy food.

Last night I dreamt I was eating M & Ms, I don't know why I can't even remember the last time I had them.. but yeah crunch crunch crunch.

It's kind of weird though because I know people all over the world are starving and here I am craving food I can chew.. and I never get hungry like this when I'm fasting.. it's pretty bad. I need to be more patient.

I have however taken a new interest in watching some cooking shows. They make some fascinating stuff. Especially the desert dishes. It's funny the stuff that you watch when you have no other choice of what to do all day but lie in front of the tv. I can't exactly lie in my bed because then I'd be totally cut off from the living world so the tv room has become my resting spot.

I AM very sick of the Olympics now though. I mean I've learned more about winter sports than I ever want to know.

I feel like some kind of sport expert, I know, me!

I even know the difference between luge and skeleton. Those things look like fun though don't you think? I remember my dad used to take me and Zra to Blue Mountain in the summer and we'd go down that big mountain slide. That was the beginning of my luge career. I should've stuck to it.. you can't win a gold medal in teaching :S

I still want to watch figure skating though. Too bad Michelle Kwan left. She's like the only name that's remained the same throughout the years. Also brings back memories of pretending to skate in the hallway with Zra for the judges (our parents). Why am I having all these memories.. I must be getting old "sigh." Gymnastics was more fun with the summer Olympics, I mean I could actually do a cartwheel... as for skating I can only skate in a straight line .. .. and do those funny shaped watermelons..

I've also watched What Not to Wear like 50 million times. Stacy and Clinton are getting a little annoying if you ask me. They think they know everything! I don't like how they make some people feel. Even if those people do need fashion help.

Watching repeats of Everyone Loves Raymond makes me laugh which makes my mouth hurt too much. It hurts to smile. Well it hurts to smile out of half my mouth.

I'm really annoyed with the right side of my face right now..

We had to call my dentist's cell this weekend to ask for help because I was just dying. Those painkillers aren't helping so much.. really they just make me sleepy but the pain is still there. It's hard at night though cause my body is fighting to sleep but the pain is keeping me up. Anyways he put me on two antibiotics now and several other things I don't know what they are I just take whatever my mom puts in front of me.

My mom is the best. She's doing so much for me. I feel a little guilty :(

Anyways I finished the introduction to my essay and then my head started pounding from thinking. I'm not worried though. Being the nerd I am I emailed all my professors/TAs to let them know I won't be in class this week. I needed them to see that I would never skip their class and that I really do have a medical illness. I would never want anyone to see me with my face like a balloon.

My advanced Shakespeare professor asked to see my face though. He's so funny. Really he is. I'm so bored I think I'll go on Rate My Professors to give him a good rating. The last week he was complaining because he didn't have a hot rating. Well he is like 70 years old or something..

Happy birthday Nauman! Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to say you're old .. just talking about age made me remember your birthday!

And also I should add my bloggy turned 1 year old sometime at the beginning of Feb. So feel free to wish my weatherwoman a nice day or something .. I noticed that her hearts are now gone. Guess she didn't find the love she was looking for. Love is complicated.

I have made some additions/changes to my blog. Trying to update the look a bit. I have a nice little world map which shows where my visitors are from. Thanks to Asmaa for that because I found it off her blog. Of course hers is so much cooler because it's so full of red dots. My goal is to have someone from the Yukon visit my site :D

Other changes may come. Or maybe not.

And in conclusion of these ramblings .. I truly and firmly believe I deserve a real reading week. Since mine was horribly ruined by pain and suffering it's another reason why I shall take next week off. Not just because of my funny looking face. Plus it seems like most other universities have theirs then too so why not join the crowd. Not that I really had anything planned ...but you know I would have liked to go out a bit.

Eat a bit.

Get some stuff done.

Smile.

Laugh.

Brush my teeth without seeing blood in the sink.

CURRENT MOOD: A little drowsy (just took a painkiller) so going to take a nap.. ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz